((Giving yo ass the side eye!!))
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say this to me — shit I’d be the first female billionaire — fuck an Oprah!
I am sick and tired of people and their back-handed compliments. Why can’t you just say you are a pretty woman or a handsome man? My newbie(new boo) said a white female said to him two-weeks ago, you are are very handsome for a black man?? O_o ((He is handsome - woot, woot for me!!))
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I might add no that shit ain’t happen here in good ol NC or any where in the south, he was on business in Seattle, WA and the woman stopped him at the gas station — asked him for his number and relayed the above message to him.
It annoys me that peoples ignorance is so amplified that they asses still have no clue how to phrase statements or have the confidence to make a statement without voiding that shit out with a negative.
Take for instance this whole “No homo” Bull shit! If I as a woman see’s another woman and she is beautiful (i.e yoliesphotography, lipstickloveaffairwantonia, poeticdeefect or marfmellow ) I am going to compliment said woman — and stand firm in my sexuality without needing to end the comment with NO HOMO! I don’t give a damn if a person ASSUMES I am lesbian or bi - at the end of the day why does it matter? If a man see’s another man - and he wants to compliment another man — why do these wack, lame ass under 25 year olds have to presume he is gay because he didn’t say NO HOMO?!?!
These are things that annoy me…but back to the “pretty for a big girl” statement. Let me school you slender chicks on some shit - ok so what you are slimmer than me, that in no way means you are more intelligent than me, means that men find you more attractive than me, means you are healthier than me, or that your puss is the freakin pot-of-gold!
So what I have hips, thighs, and ass?!?! SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?!
At least I am confident in my skin — some of you skinny, slender chicks taking every weight-loss drug known to man, purging in a closet, or hooked on metabolism increasing pills — may your little ass heart in your slender ass body explode into smithereens!!
Most flack that big women get is NOT from men — it is from other unconfident, low-self esteem chicks! If you confident at 150 your ass is confident at 250. Most of these girls fighting to lose weight and then they get all that shit off and realize weight was never really the issue to begin with — it was other big ass cracks in your damn soul!!
Why does imapervert have to be the only one to appreciate a woman for all her curves, albeit his ass is freaky as hell - at least he appreciates ALL forms of thickness unlike some of y’all pathetic asses!
I am finally after 38 years of my life becoming completely comfortable with ALL 5”11” and 257lbs of my body! I don’t expect you to like it — but hell I don’t like the boneyness of your elbows and that fact that I can see your spine and ribs!
But do I say shit? NO!
Oh and remember — just because we are heavier does not mean we are always more unhealthier. I might be overweight, but I don’t have diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholestrol or any host of other issues — all I have to do is lose weight some of you all got more issues that weightloss — truth be told!
So just pay homage to the beauty in front of you and keep that shit moving — and stop forcing your own insecurities on me and the rest of us fluffy women!
I’m not complaining and neither have NONE of the men I have ever dated.
So I SAY THIS Next time you see a big, full figured, thick, FAT woman — and she is beautiful, gorgeous, fly or etc just say that shit and stop throwin shade with that.
It works for a variety of posts, such as:
THAT BITCH ATE YOUR SAMMITCH?!
YOUR DOUGGIE IS BETTER THAN MINES?!
CIARA STANS EXIST?!
OUT OF FRUIT SNACKS?! AGAIN BITCH?!
I love it.
funny as hell!